Mr Strug 5:02 Wed Dec 17
Secret Santa
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Not really a big fan of it but you look like a bit of a scrooge cunt if you don't get involved.
Just had the presents handed out in the office today, for once I've ended up with a half decent present - a West Ham hip flask - although it'll probably never get used.
There's been some shitters received too, some fake tattoo sleeves, a box of maltesers and a packet of assorted combs!
What's the best/worst secret Santa presents you've ended up with? Or given out!
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Brucies_Star_Prize
6:17 Fri Dec 19
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I got a mate at work who was a Pakistani cricket fan.
Used the £5 budget to purchase a cricket ball and got it signed by Imran Khan.
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Mcavennie
6:16 Fri Dec 19
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This is what I have bought for my secret santa
http://slappedham.com/bizarre-bathroom-accessories/weener-kleener-soap/
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ray winstone
6:14 Fri Dec 19
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Got roped into my first one this year, we were told minimum spend of a tenner.
I picked out some whimsical bird in sales and bought her a score's worth of Yankee Candle bollocks.
My pressie? A bottle of cheap Chilean red retails at a fiver in Waitrose,
My first, and my last.
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Enoch Nutter
6:06 Fri Dec 19
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Once, a very long time ago I got drawn this whiney cunt Dave who spoke like Ken Livingstone and whos missus was getting fucked regular by a scaffolder on a site we was on.
I bought him an axe. His reply was "Great! all I need now is a tin bath for the acid".
Nice bloke.
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collyrob
5:54 Fri Dec 19
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I think this will be our last year doing it.
The office cunt just got a vibrator and a note saying "this is the only thing I could think of to make you smile"
The office gay got a tub of Vaseline and some gay porn mag.
And our manager, who is a vegetarian got a box of raw chicken fillets.
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Cheezey Bell-End
4:58 Fri Dec 19
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Not strictly on topic but... NSFW
www.legrugru.com/avent
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Cheezey Bell-End
4:57 Fri Dec 19
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Just did ours. I got Everlast wrist weights..
One bloke got a male blow up doll. Another a Pat Butcher wall clock.
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penners28
1:26 Fri Dec 19
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ours was quite good this year. i got a mini football desk thing, although i'll be ebaying it later
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Spandex Sidney
1:25 Fri Dec 19
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I had secret santa once, had to give a bird something for a tenner.
I gave her my cock, the tenner got the drinks in after I had wiped myself off.
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Takashi Miike
1:25 Fri Dec 19
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what sort of dry lunch cunt puts in a box of maltesers? there's some embarassing oxygen thieves infesting the country
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Ronald_antly
1:20 Fri Dec 19
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It's a Secret.
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Coffee
9:32 Fri Dec 19
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Ron, has the ghost of Christmas Past visited you yet?
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Ronald_antly
9:25 Fri Dec 19
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You know, this whole deal will collapse once Operation Yewtree sets its sights on FATHER CHRISTMAS.
I, for one, can't wait.
HUMBUG!!
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chajonbubble
8:31 Fri Dec 19
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worst is this years present - a bottle of rum. I'd rather rip my own eye balls out than drink rum. Thanks Santa....
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yngwies Cat
6:01 Thu Dec 18
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Got the Blind Wolf - Play for Pleasure Heavy Metal Ruler Guide.
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JohnnyL
5:38 Thu Dec 18
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As in "The Office" ... "Just give me vouchers"!
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ohgodno
4:54 Thu Dec 18
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Saul Bollox 3:31 Thu Dec 18
At the end of the book Scrooge is Christmas' No.1 fan.
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Ricky Bobby
4:53 Thu Dec 18
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replies playing up again...
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Ricky Bobby
4:52 Thu Dec 18
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I (being the boss) have bent the rules this year for the SS.
No names
>£5
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oioi
3:49 Thu Dec 18
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Edible nipple tassels every year except last year when I drew a drinking mate of mine. Got him a butt plug & tied a ribbon and a bell onto it to make retrieval easier if it slipped in too far. Oh how we laughed!
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Terrywait
3:19 Thu Dec 18
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I got a masive west ham mug, which was nice...One year i got a cat flap. I live in a flat and dont own a cat. I do own a hat though
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